Help Me! My Zipper is Stuck!

Last updated: 4/1/00

EDITORS NOTE: IT WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY, AND I HAD TO PULL AT LEAST ONE GOOD PRANK, SO I CAME UP WITH THIS ONE WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS QUITE CLEVER. SO GIVE IT A READ THROUGH AND FOLLOW MY EXPLOITS, WHICH I HOPE WILL ELEVATE ME TO THE PRANKSTER HALL OF FAME IN BOULDER COLORADO. IN THIS PRANK I BEG ROGUE KNIGHT TO HELP ME WITH A PERSONAL PROBLEM... HOW DO I GET THIS ZIPPER UNSTUCK. YEAH THERE ARE ALOT OF ICQ PRANKS OUT THERE BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN MANY ORIGINAL ONES LATELY EXPCEPT FROM MYSELF AN ARCHFIEND... COME ON, COME UP WITH YOUR OWN STUFF PEOPLE.

Ozrael: Do you know how to fix a broken zipper?

Rogue Knight: :-) sorry i don't

Ozrael: please I need some help this embarrassing...

Ozrael: Do you know anyone who can help me?

Rogue Knight: No never had zipper problems myself...

Ozrael: It's embarrassing!

Ozrael: Seriously man, I need some help.

Rogue Knight: Don't know what to say bro got no idea go home and change your pants

Ozrael: I'm at my home and the damn skirt won't come off, the leather is stuck to my thighs!

Rogue Knight: ahh skirt problem then i REALLY cant help :-)

Ozrael: The zipper is in the back and it won't come loose,

Rogue Knight: No one home to help?

Ozrael: Are you kidding? You think I'd put this on with my parents home?

Rogue Knight: Hehe and what were you doing putting your leather skirt on?

Ozrael: Well, my GF went home and she'd left her skirt. I thought it would be funny to take a picture.

Rogue Knight: HAHAHAHA not so funny now is it :-) use a mirror or something.

Ozrael: I just need some help, I can't go get help. I need some advice!

Ozrael: I can't feel my toes man!

Rogue Knight: Pull the 2 sides together and then yank the zipper hard

Ozrael: Okay, I'll try that....
EDITORS NOTE: I PAUSE FOR 3 MIN OR SO.

Ozrael: It's still stuck!

Rogue Knight: heheh

Ozrael: I don't think this is very funny my parents are going to kill me! They didn't know my G/F was over! They were out of town for two nights and they called like 10 minutes ago and I'm stuck in this skirt!

Rogue Knight: Rip it

Ozrael: My GF would kill me, and how do you "rip"
leather?

Ozrael: Wait I'll try using some olive oil maybe I can squeeze out

Rogue Knight: Get some scissors or something better to buy her a new one rather than get busted wearing a skirt
hahaha

Ozrael: Shutup man this is serious.

Rogue Knight: hehehe

Ozrael: Don't go telling anyone in Utopia about this or I'll friggin kill you man. I'd never live it down.

Ozrael: I gg man, they're pulling up I'm gonna go into the bathroom and pretend to take a shower or something while figure this out, later man, thanks for your help.

Rogue Knight: Later

EDITORS NOTE: I GO INTO OFFLINE MODE ON ICQ FOR 10 MINUTES

Ozrael 5:19 PM Thanks for the help, I was able to get the skirt off after I got off, I got sooo lucky.

Rogue Knight: hehe nice one did you get the picture too?

Ozrael: Yeah :)

Ozrael: BTW I'm going to publish that on my site and
BK webzine...

Rogue Knight: hehehe

EDITORS NOTE: I'M NOT SURE IF HE KNOWS I PRANKED HIM OR IF HE THINKS I'M PUBLISHING THE PHOTO :) EITHER WAY.